You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
