You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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