Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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