Barsexuality is the new black.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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