New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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