how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
