she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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