i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
only you would photoshop your dick
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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