people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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