well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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