Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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