My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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