I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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