My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
how does that bad decision feel?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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