His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
