i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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