Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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