Dual....:-)
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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