I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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