dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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