I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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