i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Someone shit on the floor
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Randomize
