I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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