he wants to bone in the snuggie
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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