Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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