i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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