We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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