The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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