well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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