Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I forget how to act sober
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