That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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