there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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