new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
God, I missed his penis.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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