The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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