dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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