somebody snuck up and got me drunk
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Who died my cat blue again?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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