I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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