I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She's the barista slut.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
