Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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