if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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