Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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