there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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