that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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