The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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