So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm like, not good at living.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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