I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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