I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
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