um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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