Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
