i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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