Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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